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Just Scored the Decorations Pack

Discussion in 'General' started by Spaceman Spiff, Apr 8, 2019.

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  1. Morloc Apprentice Engineer

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    IMPORTANT: Male crew, please mind the self-closing mechanical iris toilet lid.*


    *Created by Dr. Ophelia Bobbit in 2064, the iris toilet seat was designed to end the debate over leaving the seat up or down once and for all. Tragically, malfunctions of the fast-closing iris have lead to many injuries among male crew members' members. Despite litigation, Dr. Bobbit maintains that her seat is "working as designed" and she and her engineers are not responsible for anyone careless enough to dangle body parts over what amounts to a waste disposal system. The iris-seat maintains a phenomenal 98.1% approval certification among female end-users.


    -Morloc
     
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  2. Spaceman Spiff Senior Engineer

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    Dr. Bobbit indeed! This must be Lorena Bobbit's granddaughter.
     
  3. Morloc Apprentice Engineer

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    [​IMG]


    -Morloc
     
  4. Spaceman Spiff Senior Engineer

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    Shol'vah Teal'c! :p
     
  5. mojomann71 Senior Engineer

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    Careful @Spaceman Spiff saying that you got the DLC may make others feel less fortunate. :)

    PS. I got it for myself and my friend.... :D

    :munch:
     
  6. Spaceman Spiff Senior Engineer

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    As well you should. I mean, anybody who is anybody his it...if you know what I mean.

    I've never seen such a division within this forum as over this DLC. Wow.
     
  7. FoolishOwl Junior Engineer

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    Not a big fan of jokes about Lorena Bobbitt. She was the victim of terrible abuse.
     
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  8. May Rears Apprentice Engineer

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    To be fair though no matter the content some see the letters D-L-C and go full on "OMG they are EA !!!!oneoneone"
     
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