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The physics inquisition: a subfaction

Discussion in 'Groups & Dedicated Servers' started by Martinineter, Jan 25, 2015.

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  1. Wintersend Senior Engineer

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    Why not release them into an arena made by ringing an area with a ha-ha? Giving the heretics the illusion of escape while actually making it impossible.
     
  2. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Great idea, heretics will go mad, being killed slowly from the inside of their own minds. Only leaving behind a broken mind, which will be all he has when we release him into the wild after a few years of 'therapy'.
     
  3. Ingenio Ingens Apprentice Engineer

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    Has anyone ever told you that you're a little too aggressive?
     
  4. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Being nice to heretics doesn't really help, but I'll look into it...
    This so called 'aggression' is only towards the imbodyment of all that is evil (heretics) and not meant to be serious (RP). Have you ever heard of the real inquisition? Do you think that they had any empathy towards the evil they were fighting?
     
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  5. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    I'm ready to burn some heretics, all in the name of Newton.
     
  6. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Say the vows and all will be done, don't forget that we have another spot for torture equipment available. One member is already taking care of the mildy uncomfortable chair of discomfort, but the bench of irritating tickling feathers still awaits it's caretaker...

    Edit: see, I can be nice too...
     
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  7. calxllum Apprentice Engineer

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    In my spare time I also put together the annoyingly hot hat of unremoveablity!

    (It's a hat that I put on someone then light with the torch of burning.)
     
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  8. Ingenio Ingens Apprentice Engineer

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    But what if they use their hands of removing to remove it? Or the water of wetness to put it out?
     
  9. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    They won't, because their hands are tied by the uncomfortable robes of strapping!
     
  10. Malware Master Engineer

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    Somehow this got eminently funnier once you started describing your objects of unremarkability... :D
     
  11. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Don't forget our 2 most imporant weapons:

    Fear, ruthless efficiency and suprise!
     
  12. Ingenio Ingens Apprentice Engineer

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    Fear of lotsa scariness
    Ruthless efficiency of speed

    And last but not least
    Surprising surprise of mild spontaneity
     
  13. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    You don't get the reference, do you?
     
  14. calxllum Apprentice Engineer

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    I'll show you how unremarkable they are! You won't be insulting our great devices of mild uncomfortably when I force you into them!
     
  15. Ingenio Ingens Apprentice Engineer

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    I do, I just have a terrible sense of humor.
     
  16. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Yes, you indeed have. Such glorious humor and you let it slip. Be warned or you will be put in the too soft bed of insomnia for 3 whole days!
     
  17. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    It has been 4 days now, show regret and you shall be released from the merciless too soft bed of insomnia!

    Also:
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    By the request of Mishka
     
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  18. Mishka Junior Engineer

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    I thoroughly approve of this faction!.

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  19. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    Ill built a temple for Newton, according to the three sacret laws, so He can be worshipped and asked to bring down the heretics by his mighty forces, and so we can gather for the meetings in time of need
     
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  20. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    I like how you wrote He with a capital letter, Newton is the higher power that overshadows all.
     
  21. darth_biomech Senior Engineer

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    My definition of "heresy" is far broader than 3 techniques defined in the Wiki... Do I still can apply?
     
  22. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Yes you can, dedication to the cause is always nice to see. A broader spectrum is also allowed, as long as the three main pillars of Newton stay intact and unscratched.

    Say your vows and you are sworn in.
     
  23. darth_biomech Senior Engineer

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    Newton is love, Newton is life

    I vow to smite any ridiculous design that I will see.
     
  24. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    We welcome you in our glorious and honorable ranks, purge those pity heretics as if your life depends on it! (it actually does...)
     
  25. cedi Apprentice Engineer

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    And you shall build three might traps inside this temple to display the glorious rules.

    1. The (near) bottomless pit
    2. The falling stone
    3. The corridor of the crushing walls
     
  26. Wintersend Senior Engineer

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    You know, I could probably help with those. I already have designs for at least two of those and I could probably get a design for the nearly bottomless pit in a few hours. Heck, give me enough time and I could probably do some tricks to make it seem bottomless just by raising the drop object up to a set height and then dropping it again. Maybe use a rapidly falling elevator in a dark shaft so they would never know how deep they were but would fall, rise up some, fall again, repeat.
     
  27. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    How about the annoyingly foggy sauna of dampness? Great for getting information out of those heretics!
     
  28. cedi Apprentice Engineer

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    Yes let's have one of those in the cellar, ähm dungeon. The sauna will keep the whole underground area nicely damp. After all, the only difference between a cellar and a dungeon is the mood and furniture!
     
  29. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    show me the designs and ill work it out. For thr glory of Newton.
     
  30. Wintersend Senior Engineer

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    Well, the falling rock trap is easy and pretty self explanatory. On the crushing walls, those are more difficult. My current idea consists of having non load-bearing walls that are held up by ropes at each of the four corners, and then a mechanism to suddenly pull on all 4 corners at once with equal force to cause the wall to start to slide inward. If you do this with walls opposite each other while it would probably be at least a two man system, you could effectively slam two walls into eachother witch sufficient force to crush a man with the proper force multiplying tools.
     
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