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The physics inquisition: a subfaction

Discussion in 'Groups & Dedicated Servers' started by Martinineter, Jan 25, 2015.

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  1. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    Sounds reasonable. Ill start building as soon as i get my hands on the game.
    (proces might be slow, broke my thumb, due to high velocity and ice while taking a turn with my bike, last week, so i have to game with one hand)
     
  2. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    It seems like your thumb couldn't endure the equal and opposite forces that were exerted on it by the hard and icy surface on which you fell with speed and mass.
     
  3. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    Thats true.
     
  4. SonofEarl Trainee Engineer

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    "<em><strong>Trust in physics. But trust your blade,</strong></em><strong> too.</strong>"

    I offer my services to the Physics Inquistion.
     
  5. Andyn0 Trainee Engineer

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    Ha, such petty traps cannot stop me! A falling rock? Walls? A rather petty looking book! There is such a simple, easily obtained solution to this and that is
    *Ahem*
    Upwards facing gravity generators. Yeah.
     
  6. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Welcome to our proud ranks, to gain official access to our great Newton abiding fortress of purging, just say your vows.
     
  7. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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  8. cedi Apprentice Engineer

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    Yay.
     
  9. SonofEarl Trainee Engineer

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    Newton is love Newton is life.
    "I reject your theory of physics and substitute my own" - The last words of one of my victims.
     
  10. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    So you put that resentfull thought out of his head... Forcefully?
     
  11. SonofEarl Trainee Engineer

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    Those who abuse the Laws of Physics will first be reasoned with, but if that fails..
     
  12. cedi Apprentice Engineer

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    Then there is still the armchair of slightly uncomfortable sitting.
     
  13. SonofEarl Trainee Engineer

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    But that's only for use in extreme circumstances.
     
  14. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    and for those who still wont listen after the chair, we can always use some of the traps in the (yet to be built) temple.
     
  15. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Maybe the 'slower than expected wheel of boredom', a few hours and those lips will surely start moving.
     
  16. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    And we can also attach a feather to a trebuchet to tickle the lips open.
     
  17. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Whoah, that might be too persuasive...
     
  18. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    Maybe just a bit :woot:
     
  19. Wintersend Senior Engineer

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    How about coupling the chair of mildly uncomfortable sitting with the most horrible thing of all. Reality television.
     
  20. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    *a dramatic screenplay (we had no tv back then...)
     
  21. Wintersend Senior Engineer

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    Ok fair enough.
     
  22. Ed Frost Senior Engineer

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    We can invent it as soon as we have multiplayer....
    An cube with one large window, chair in front of it people in the cube and let the horror begin ;)
     
  23. Poisonchocolate Trainee Engineer

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    Before i join this lovely group, I must clarify... Amongst you weaponry, are there such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to Newton and nice red uniforms?
     
  24. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Read the OP, under : 'our weaponry'
     
  25. Poisonchocolate Trainee Engineer

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    The nice red uniforms are really the deal-maker for me. Almost a weapon of mass destruction, really.
     
  26. cedi Apprentice Engineer

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    If all else fails, then we can still us inhuman weapons. Like a five hours reading of bad poetry.
     
  27. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    All you neef are the joining vows and you're golden. You'll get your own special red uniform with your nametag on it.

    (Also give the steam group some love)
     
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  28. Poisonchocolate Trainee Engineer

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    Excuse me... What joining vows?
     
  29. Martinineter Senior Engineer

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    Just read the OP, learn it by heart!
     
  30. Poisonchocolate Trainee Engineer

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    Oh, how could I have missed that?!?!?! Newton is love. You know what else it is? Life.
     
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